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Monday, October 19, 2009

What happens in Paris....

I’m in Paris for the Hot D’or awards and so far the time change has not been kind to me. I slept 7 hours the night before my flight, 4 hours on the plane to Cincinnati, then 7 hours to Paris…. 3 hours later I went back to bed for 4 hours, woke up for dinner, laid awake all night recovering from the wine, and then fell asleep when the sun came up and was forced out of bed at noon. Now it’s 2 am and I want nothing more than to go to the gym. My eyes are sore. I’m slightly curious if it’s from oversleeping but I’m not motivated enough to find out. Granted, I was able to sleep off most of a 24 hour flu in that time, but either way it’s left me feeling like a bum up until now. Now I feel like a crackhead.

Good things about Paris: Food, wine, endless supply of fuckable people.
Bad things about Paris: Euro exchange rate, I have to leave on Wednesday.

I can’t get enough of these Frenchmen. We have a natural attraction. I have chemistry with the whole goddam country. I can’t go 5 feet without a cheesy line in a smooth accent or one or both of us blushing when we hold eye contact for too long. Poor Katy is pulling me off. I advised her to take an insurance policy out on me in case I don’t make it back.

On the other hand it’s probably best that I’m leaving Wednesday. If I have too many days here I will eat myself out of the dating pool…. I don’t know how they do it but it seems like this nation of skinny people with perfect complexions eat dessert after every single meal, along with wine, bread, and cheese dipped in carbs and covered in cream based sauce. I am not one of these super humans. I cannot sustain this decadence.

I’ve decided what happens in Paris stays in Paris…. Right down to the calories.
posted by Kayden Kross on 5:15 PM :: 10 comments

10 Comments:

Heureux que notre capitale t'ai plu ! Reviens quand tu veux !

By Blogger Stefff56, at October 19, 2009 9:41 PM  

Well Kayden: Hopefully you will feel better after fighting the flu off. Is there a small gym room you can use?
Great people, great food, lots of fun. But really the focus of being in Paris is the Hot D'Or awards for which you, Kayden, are nominated for (1) Best American Starlet and (2) Best American Actress. I hope you win Kayden, if not there is always AVN for which you face stiff competition, but hopefully would win in a major category. Best of luck in France Mon Cheri, D'Amour.

By Blogger Glenn, at October 20, 2009 2:25 AM  

I'm startin' to love you :)

By Blogger Ivan, at October 20, 2009 2:11 PM  

Have carbs now, get to the gym later...Enkoy all the sights in Paris!!!

By Blogger Bobby, at October 20, 2009 10:44 PM  

Have carbs now...workout at the gym when you get back...Just enjoy "Gay" Paris!!! You know what they say about beautiful men! Take giid care!

By Blogger Bobby, at October 20, 2009 10:47 PM  

Congrats for winning the "Best American Starlet" award at the Hot d'Or 2009. I watched the show via a live stream and I "Krossed" my fingers until you finally got the award and my fingers felt a little bit numb ;)

By Blogger T-Diddy, at October 21, 2009 6:39 AM  

Since I've grown somewhat mesmerized by your video clips on the web, I cannot imagine You other than the stunning vision of feminine perfection that you are. I forget that it takes discipline, working out, eating right to maintain those statuesque curves. Being in France, reminds me of B B, an early prototype of creamy perfection of the blonde variety. Do You know that your radiant features compare more than favorably with a young Jane Fonda. She has more of her father's smile, jawline, owing to the French heritage I suppose. But if you check her out in Barbarella, let's say , notice the cheekbones, forehead, penetrating sexy eyes, and honey colored long wavy tresses, You could pass for her daughter (complement). Ideas.."Barbarella 2" perhaps, with the tongue in cheek (or pussy) humour of say Pirates, just an idea. I believe you have captivated my attention sufficiently to write some very creative screenplay's with. You have brought to the screen a rare combination of authenticity,giving creamy sensuality, coyness,tease giving, flirtation, vulnerability, torridness, succulence, submissiveness,surrounded with
Looks To Die For. You have brought(back) to the (porn) genre something missing, the Beautiful Vision of the Art Of Lovemaking.

By Blogger Garemeister, at October 21, 2009 12:02 PM  

hey dont bother with the french... come on up to Scotland. We all love you in Glasgow !!! God i just noticed your from Sac. My mate is from down near the Executive airport off fruitridge and yes we have been to Rancho 2 many times... The girls in there love our Scottish accents... Mwahhhh x x

By Blogger charlie, at October 26, 2009 2:48 PM  

Blog comments having an RSS feed, but not the blog itself, is somewhat backward :/

By Blogger mpilnick, at October 26, 2009 4:39 PM  

It is one of life's imponderables that every American I have ever met (and, it would appear, at least one that I haven't) is completely fooled by Paris and the French.

Is it something you put in your tea?

By OpenID hesspartacus, at October 28, 2009 10:58 PM  

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