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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Newbie


There is a kitten in a box that keeps waking up every time I make a noise and then falling back asleep with it’s head still in the air and slumping back down into a wiry little ball of worms and fuzz. It’s a boy, and three weeks old, and needs medicine every four hours and warm milk every three. He was found in a Carl’s Jr. parking lot in a gutter by another girl in the industry who knew me well enough to know to ask if I wanted him. So now he’s here.

There was some logic involved but not much. I’ve been thinking about getting a cat lately. I wanted to rescue one from the pound. I wanted to know that whatever I brought home would be better off for it. But every time I got ready to do it I remembered that I had the world’s most wonderful rabbit at home and I didn’t want my rescue cat to eat my rescue rabbit. Then Lux sent me a text, and I was drinking a cosmo with my sister on the beach, and I was in one of those yes moods and it made sense to get one that young so it would grow up thinking that cuddling with rabbits was normal and maybe if I got lucky they would even share a litter box. Shortly after I got a text about a shoot tomorrow and apparently I said yes to that too and now I’m regretting it because this is my fourth failed attempt at a week off. I stopped answering texts after that.

My webmaster is over and my sister is still here and we broke out a bottle of wine. They’re talking names while I’m trying to churn a few blogs out. He threw out “Vladimir Deliverer of Doom the third” (because he’s already owned two pets by that name) and she wants to name him after a pair of pants. My rabbit wants to dominate him and between the three of them I’m thinking maybe he’s not as well off here as I had intended. I'm trying.
posted by Kayden Kross on 12:15 AM :: 24 comments

24 Comments:

OMG, a bunny, small dog, and new kitten as partners in crime. Think of the possibilites. Good luck to you. Do you have a name for the kitten? I think Vladimar is too long of a name for him, though that would do. How about
Spartacus the warrior or Spartie? Oops, that's a long name too.
Good luck to you, G.

By Blogger Glenn, at August 5, 2009 12:39 AM  

Awwww, he's so cute! :D I'm sure he'll get along well with your other pets. :) I wonder what you'll name him. I wonder how he'll adapt to his new life. But, more than anything, I wonder how Grant will twist this cute story of charity into a tale of Kayden abusing a poor kitten by giving it a home amongst it's natural enemy: dun dun DUNNNNN the dogggggg!

Seriously, though, I hope Kitty X does well :)

By Blogger Kaijen, at August 5, 2009 2:15 AM  

Lucky lil kitty being rescued by Kayden. Since the kitty was found by a Carls Jr then I think the name should be Carl or Carl Jr. That way when you talk to the kitty you will then think of me :)

By Blogger Carl, at August 5, 2009 6:22 AM  

If owning a pet really did disprove what you're trying to disprove, you wouldn't need to keep getting more of them.

By Blogger Grant, at August 5, 2009 7:00 AM  

Congrats on being a new cat owner. I've been a proud cat-lover for years.

I'd name him after someone you respect or admire...or something that you adore.

By Blogger Hays, at August 5, 2009 9:17 AM  

Grant: Owning pets, being responsible for them, nurturing and caring for them is a subtle sign of motherhood yet to be and for a young woman that she would be a good mother when the time comes. Nothing old fashioned about this, just the truth. For now and the time being, her pets are her children. G

By Blogger Glenn, at August 5, 2009 11:09 AM  

Oh no! I'm going to be in trouble. Every time I see a kitten or a cat I want to get one. I had a cat called Florence who adopted me when she was a kitten, living in the shed nextdoor. I love cats. I think Kayden is taking the Biblical referencing a little too far, however, what with `8th Day,' Adam & Eve; now we have Kayden's ark?? :) Are you sure of its gender this time? lol

By Blogger Firewall, at August 5, 2009 1:16 PM  

He is quite adorable.

Obviously, you don't have to worry about the rabbit eating him, but if he's acting aggressively toward the kitten he could hurt him pretty severely by kicking him. I would try to get them used to cuddling by holding them on your lap or in your arms at the same time.

It would get them accustomed to close proximity, and show them that they don't have to compete for your attention.

(Excuse me a moment, while I indulge in some Grant-like self-delusion and enjoy the fact that I just wrote "close proximity" and "in your arms" to Kayden.)

I'm back now. Be real consistent on the worming medicine, and watch for signs of dehydration.

My sympathies about another week not off, but relieved to see that the sorry girl wasn't you contemplating retirement.

Whatever happened to the horse that supposedly got you started in all this?

By Blogger Rob, at August 5, 2009 1:18 PM  

Grant, can't you see anything nice, ever, in who Kayden is or what she does? Kayden, a muse, wanting a mews of her own...or just more money in the kitty....

By Blogger Firewall, at August 5, 2009 1:26 PM  

Bonjour, U kinda look like a super hott version of my ex girlfriend I don't like cats my ex-exs rabits used to destroy everything she owned So not a fan of those either I have two dobies so dogs r legit stray cats especially skeev me out although u rescuing one is quite adorable. I'm visiting family in la just flew in from mtl what part of Burbank u kick it at my auntie is from there I'm visiting her this weekend u shud show me a good time hit me up on fb? Bon journe ma cherie Nicholas

By Blogger Nicholas, at August 5, 2009 1:35 PM  

Now with Nicholas I can sorta see Grant's point about self-delusion. But that's just one post out of like, a hundred.

By Blogger Rob, at August 5, 2009 3:30 PM  

First one cat…then another…then another. With neither age nor weight in my favor, given my fair complexion, I’ll become everything I have feared in no time.

By Blogger Kayden, at August 5, 2009 4:25 PM  

No need to fret. You'd still be the hottest cat-loving recluse ever :-).

By Blogger Hays, at August 5, 2009 4:56 PM  

That post under the name Kayden wasn't made by me. People are creepy.

By Blogger Kayden Kross, at August 5, 2009 7:00 PM  

being self delusional would suggest i'm deceiving myself about some aspect of my reality, im young, I sure as fuck am not unattractive, I flew outa mtl to spend time in palos verdes with my fam and im going to burbank this weekend, if you suggest me trying to spend time with the hottest pornstar ever while im LA (who one of my friends happened to suggest to me looks an awful lot like an even hotter version of my ex girfriend) is delusional je m'en fou u live under a rock and never get laid

By Blogger nicholas, at August 5, 2009 9:42 PM  

Hey guys, all kidding aside, this is Kayden's private blog. How about a little civility? Nicholas, Rob was only messing with you. He knows there's a difference between a guy who thinks Kayden's attractive and Grant who... well, pretty much LIVES to prove he's an ass.

By Blogger Kaijen, at August 5, 2009 11:33 PM  

The impersonator is back. Please to not respond directly to Kayden.
Our beloved Kayden posts under Kayden Kross.

By Blogger Glenn, at August 6, 2009 10:16 AM  

If you click on name Kayden above you will find they have never posted a profile. Wonder why?
Don't be fooled.

By Blogger handson149, at August 6, 2009 10:35 AM  

Please ignore the fake Kayden.

By Blogger Glenn, at August 6, 2009 12:10 PM  

$10 says the fake Kayden is actually Grant. lol! Don't worry, Kayden, I don't think anyone here is stupid enough to think this impostor is real. It's more of a sad attempt at humor than a legitimate threat to your identity. Some people just have nothing better to do than this, I suppose.

By Blogger Kaijen, at August 6, 2009 1:28 PM  

"Kayden" or our beloved Ms. Kross
Who's really this blog's boss?
Not Danza, not Alyssa, perhaps Judith Light?
This creepy charlatan can't be bright
One word to describe this impostor: dross

I'm clearly bored :-).

By Blogger Hays, at August 7, 2009 6:16 AM  

I'm the boss, Danny Pintauro. One word for Hays: dullard.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at August 7, 2009 1:00 PM  

"Anonymous" considers me "mentally dull."

Damn. You just ruined my day.

By Blogger Hays, at August 7, 2009 2:01 PM  

Anyone who has a heart to take in an animal in need, is truly a special person. I recently gave a cat a home and it was an instant connection between us when I visited the foster home he was in with 6 other cats I could have chosen from.

I hope your cute bunny and your kitten will become buzom buddies.
Mike-Gatorboy

By Blogger Mike-Wag, at August 8, 2009 9:47 AM  

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