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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

you turn me on

The age old questions will never die in porn—when did you lose your virginity, what’s your favorite position, what does your family think, does size matter, what turns you on and turns you off, have your tastes expanded sexually since porn… what website do you want us to promote and what projects are you working on right now? Those are the interview questions, the questions you get from the crowds on the panels and the curious but open-minded drunk chicks at the bar.

I was 15 and I like doggy best on the days I’m not obsessed with missionary or cowgirl. I love to spoon. Pile-driver scares me more often than not but occasionally when the moon is just right it’s perfect. I’ve always privately held that it’s no one’s business what my family thinks and even though it’s a common question it’s still a deeply personal question for most people. But I’ll tell you my family is “surprisingly OK” with it, just like that, verbatim. Size matters only if you’re too extreme one way or the other, and even then it’s not a deal breaker. What matters is how much I like what the dick is attached to. You’d better be hot or interesting. Luckily I use the word interesting liberally. My rabbit is interesting.

Have my sexual tastes expanded? Fuck yes absolutely. Enough said.

What turns me off? Bad smells. Misplaced hair. Long toenails and weird noises. The usual. Things that quite frankly are easy to control and therefore don’t get much sympathy from me. Lack of confidence won’t turn me off but it will make me stall. I think I’m speaking for the female race in this regard though. Some things are hard wired.

What turns me on? Blow jobs turn me on. They are fool proof. If I can’t get wet giving you a blow job then we are experiencing a medical emergency and need to proceed calmly to the nearest exit. But sometimes porn doesn’t let me blow for as long as I’d like, or sometimes they let me blow as long as I’d like and then they cut for lunch, and in both cases I’m left to improvise because I find lube to be slimy, not in a thick-spit-off-the-back-of-her-throat-because-you-shoved-a-dick-too-far-down-it kind of way, but slimy in a creature-from-the-black-lagoon kind of way. I have such a deep seated hatred for lube that I mysteriously developed an ‘allergy’ to it about a year ago.

So what have I improvised? If it’s novel it’s hot. Randy Spears likes feet. I discovered this in my first scene with him. I was wearing stockings and for ten minutes he did nothing but play my foot like a harmonica through the fishnet while I rubbed one out. I came too soon. I was like a high school boy on prom night. I can get off on almost anyone’s fetish if they’re into it through me.

I like the show. Sex can go from great to mind blowing when there is a whole room full of people in there with you who agree that it’s great. Have you ever rolled over after a good romp in the hay and been met with a round of applause? I have. Ultimately it all comes down to knowing that I’ve pleased you sexually, whether it’s through a blow job or because I brought your kink to life or because I just had sex that was so good that even you felt it from across the room or through your TV screen. That’s my kink.

posted by Kayden Kross on 2:20 AM :: 15 comments

15 Comments:

Sex is such a wonderful thing, that I often wonder about the sanity of celibacy. That must be God's greatest punishment. I love to meditate and have for 37 years.
At the same time have been sexually active for 39 years, and could not think of life without it. I love sex with a willing partner. Makes the world go round on what Carrie Underwood calls the "carnival ride". Sex may be life's most compelling mystery. It may even be a link to God for those who believe in that. Sex combined with love may be the greatest experience of a lifetime.
Maybe as close to heaven as we will ever get. When the heart is in sync with a lover, there is nothing better. That is the peak experience of a lifetime. There is no deeper experience in life. Gotta love sex and Kayden for sharing with us. You turn us on!

By Glenn, at July 22, 2009 2:54 AM

Step 1: Get to the point where you couldn't care less which (or how many) "actresses" you were were watching have sex, from what angle, or in what context. Just as long as certain key erotic buttons are pushed, you can experience orgasm.

Step 2: Experience that empty feeling that comes directly afterwards, when you realize that you've possibly made your mind incapable of experiencing that same level of intensity in a real-life situation - where the mood, setting, and perspective is unpredictable and requires much more of you.

Step 3: Repress that empty feeling. Engage more of yourself, though not nearly enough, by reading "Kayden's" blog. Allow yourself to believe that you are only attracted to women of a certain personality. That you have standards. That it takes more than a well-placed camera to get you off.

Step 4: Experience yet another empty feeling when, upon the wearing thin of the practice of reading her blog, you are forced to admit to yourself that you are still likely incapable of having a satisfying real life sexual experience. And worse: that you've added yet another layer to your self-deception.

Step 5: Repress yet again. Encounter a convenient, periodic, yet tacitly-predictable blog post, written by "Kayden" and placed on her "personality blog." Become distressed and resentful towards her for reminding you of what you're really doing here - yet paradoxically greatful that she claims to approve. Become overwhelmed. Seek out predictable, reliable emotion to deaden those with which you are unable to cope.

Step 6: Return to "Step: 1", repeat cycle.

By Grant, at July 22, 2009 7:52 AM

Linked again.

Easy.

By hogansgoat, at July 22, 2009 10:17 AM

Grant: You bring up some interesting points. Sure, porn, for some, can leave an empty feeling or maybe feeling of resentment or repression because it's not the real thing. If that's your experience then you should find a woman in your life so sex can be happy and fulfilling.
However, that doesn't mean that porn doesn't have value and can be a good thing. Some people watch porn with a partner who likes it and they try out different things, or it gives them extra arousal. Some get off by reading Penthouse letters which are real life letters from real people. Porn is a mental experience and has been around since time immemorial found in caves, art of India or Kama Sutra, or in Asian art. Nearly one third of porn watchers are women now (no not all of them are lesbians). Are you speaking for them too.
Nina Hartley has a number of really hot videos out that can help lead to better sex for couples. Very useful. The varieties of sexual experience are endless.
Better yet, porn can be used for arousal or an aid to sex before the woman friend comes over to visit. Sometimes I like to watch Kayden in action for a little while before my young friend knocks on the door. At the age of 60 porn is a booster for an older man who knows his woman will be over soon and helps to get me in the mood after a tiring day of chores and volunteer work.
Who wouldn't want to share some time with Kayden, the most beautiful woman on the planet. Have had the pleasure of having simultaneous orgasm with her once in a while. Not real sex, but close.
Feel sorry for you if you resent Kayden in any way. You don't have to involve yourself in her site, or porn, if you don't want to.
So please excuse me now while I go and grab a tissue.

By Glenn, at July 22, 2009 12:12 PM

Kayden-

I love reading your blog, all of it. The rabbit was especially funny. Please keep it up.

Grant-

Please take your incomprehensible, long-winded discontent somewhere else. We don't care. I'm quite certain Kayden gets quite enough shit from the holier-than-thou of the world. If you don't like what's here, go to the other end of the Internet. Or better yet, start your own blog, where pissy, bitter people just like you can rant and rave.

Matt

By Matthew, at July 22, 2009 5:21 PM

Grant-

Do you think you're enlightening the unenlightened? So far, the only thing I've garnered from your rants is that you compensate for your low self-esteem, your fear that other people are smarter and your suppressed anger with a mask of arrogance, poor attempts at human psychology and bitter insults toward others who you mistakenly believe that you're better than.

Sure, a lot of guys that watch porn or go to strip clubs don't have wonderful, intimate relationships, especially with women as beautiful as Kayden. Holy shit, stop the presses! We've got breaking news!

Guess what? As Glenn points out, there's been porn since the first caveman could pick up a piece of chalk. Porn is a multi-billion dollar industry, and thanks in particular to the Internet, it's become ubiquitous. (That means it's everywhere.)

So given the size of the audience for porn, I feel safe in saying that not all porn consumers are pathetic, lonely losers. On a statistical basis alone, clearly the audience includes happy couples, gays, and single men and women who have active and fulfilling sex lives.

Maybe you're lucky enough to be in that group, but the more you blog the more that I doubt that. I'm hardly a Pollyanna, but given that there's plenty of negativity nearly everywhere else in the world, I'd rather not encounter it here, too.

Are you incapable of experiencing joy--or forget joy, how about just pleasure--without couching it in terms of repression and self-deception?

To paraphrase a guy who was born with the perfect porn name, Rod King, why can't we all just get
along and watch?

By Rob, at July 23, 2009 11:39 PM

Hey, I know that Grant would cast me as a sad, pathetic, lonely loser. But, some of us are single without much sexual experience; for whatever reason those circumstances are beyond our control; hey, that's life. But, seriously, Grant, try a smile and a positive comment at least once in a while, not just about Kayden but the rest of us who comment here. It's the easiest thing in the world to be cynical and sarcastic and it gets addictive- I understand. Say something kinder and positive, it works. Join in and become as sad and pathetic as you think the rest of us are. Nobody's perfect- apart from me :)

By Firewall, at July 24, 2009 8:51 PM

Oh, I forgot to comment on Kayden's blog. What can I bsay Kayden? If you want to try me as your next sexual adventure, excluding your `interesting' rabbit, I am available to be there for the BJ and applause! xx

By Firewall, at July 24, 2009 9:08 PM

BTw, Kayden, depending on what you mean by Sammy being `interesting', I'm slightly concerned that you might be taking the phrase `fucking like rabbits' a little too far, lol. Now, Grant, that was my attempt at humour. :)

By Firewall, at July 24, 2009 9:13 PM

Sammy is most recently interesting because she escaped and somehow got into my neighbor's loft downstairs.... the neighbor woke up with a rabbit sitting on her face. Now I'm the infamous rabbit owner in the building.

By Kayden Kross, at July 25, 2009 12:59 PM

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By Firewall, at July 25, 2009 5:18 PM

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By Firewall, at July 25, 2009 5:41 PM

LMAO, kayden, that's funny. Your neighbour woke with a bunny on her face. A case of Bunnilingus?? Or is it `Bunny Lingers'?

By Firewall, at July 26, 2009 9:51 AM

i always masturbate by visualizing kayden.
hey thanks for being kayden

By coolsuresh, at July 28, 2009 6:23 AM

Since we have not met in real, I await the DVDs I won on Playboy with you. I don't watch a lot of porn, but I am acquainted with many of the people involved in making them.

What is important to me is to get a feel of the personality and the savvy and sense of stability in this business.

You keep writing, I will keep reading, as it gives me the insight I enjoy.

I look forward to you in my mailbox. You really do have something special.

Mike-Gatorboy-Wag

By Mike-Wag, at August 8, 2009 9:43 AM